Hey! I'm Caleb, 20, and I probably love you.

even if you go to community college i highly recommend moving out, especially if you live nearby a university campus. I lived at home for my first year of college and it was basically high school all over again. you definitely become more mature when you move out

offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

(Source: weheartpattinson)

fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

(Source: strocka)

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

(Source: vinebox)

A Dramatic Story about Miley

oozingink:

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(Source: vinebox)

anything-grohls:


touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

legendofsherlock:

coolinternetgang:

y r white ppl obsessed with avocados 

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idk wat ur talking about.

(Source: officialcoolinternetgang)

cutieringtail:

falmyrion:

queerpong:

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.

You’re*

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Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

(Source: lolgifs.net)

damnulen:

damnulen:

*deep sniff* i smell axe body spray and monster… the heteros are near.

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