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malefica-anima:

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

Woah it’s true.

thatfunnyblog:

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thatfunnyblog:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

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placatory:

when the person you like starts dating someone else

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pettycrocker:


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pettycrocker:

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horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

(Source: snorlaxatives)

c-s-reed:

britneyjeanofficial:

christians and gays 

Which is which?

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weloveshortvideos:

That fish caught me slipping…

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numerales:

lebaenese:

lebaenese:

cleopatronising:

hypersexualsportswear:

honestly me being the new QUEEN of the candle bloggers

the drama!

This is the woman that got Jennifer fired omg

This woman is so horrible she got a woman fired because she made a mistake about her stupid candles

american people need to chill oh my god

This isn’t even a joke, white people will do anything to retail employees to get them fired or reprimanded if the employee inconveniences them even in the slightest

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okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD
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okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD

gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 
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gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

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